Wednesday, November 19, 2008

First Post!!

Hello and good evening...

This is my first post in this brand new and exciting BLOG!!! WOW!! Amazing!!! (note: the amount of sarcasm is based upon user discretion)

Nevertheless, the first issue that is to be tackled would be the title of the blog. If you have taken note, you would find the title to be weird, quirky, funny, out-right stupid or you would have associated it with a nursery rhythm (Old McDonald had a farm, eei eei eeo). Well, this is the 21st century and living in the 21st century leaves people with a lot of bad habits, and these bad habits have resulted in global warming. (if you do not know what that is, I suggest Googling it, for that matter, if you don't know anything - google it.) Yes, critics out there claim that there is no global warming, its all a hoax which was made up in some scientific lab by a bunch of scientists with a sense of humor. Haha. Funny. If anyone claims to support those statements, I should point out that, the day that happens is the day your arse ended up in your face. Period.

Oh well, now we've gone off-topic yet again, I'm assuming this would be a pretty bad habit as well but you can never have too much information at a time, only a lack of mental storage capacity. So, we're about to end up being tossed around by Mother Nature due to our evil deeds; but fear not, for someone has a plan. *Picture of Al Gore* He's the person who brought us the "Inconvenient Truth", and now he's brought us the WE Program. You can find it as www.wecansolveit.org

It's a program which lasts ten years and hopes to achieve the literal impossible, to enable people to live in a 100% carbon free energy world. It's like wanting to live in a world of peace and harmony, but nevertheless, I shall fully support this with the title of my blog. Thus, Old McDonald should not have any normal farm with livestock, he needs an upgarde; and now the modern version sports a wind farm which generates XXXMW annually with the help of his dog, cat, cow, duck, chicken, horse, donkey, pig, and any or everything he should have.

So, I shall end this with this live:

For some reason I can't explain,
I know Saint Peter won't call my name;
Never an honest word,
But that was when I ruled the world.